My niece is singing to Lady Gaga. I think this is a sign for me to leave already. I’m off to LCC to buy my damn book.
I love you. You make Gotham a better place.
Stole This From a Stranger
11 Layers Of You. LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE. Name: Ashley, but call me Jared. Birth Date: January 22, 1991. Current Location: Space. Hair Colour: Brown. Righty/Lefty: Right for writing, left for everything else. LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE. Your fear: love. Your dream of the perfect date: Something artistic, going to the park, and watch a meteor shower. Goals you’d like to achieve: become BIG in the...
I’m taking two online classes for Summer Session I because I refuse to spend 3 hours talking about government and history. Hopefully it let’s me log in tomorrow, ‘cause it says I still own $400 when I have already paid. I also have to babysit my niece and nephew tomorrow, which means I need to wake up before 11 AM. My goal for tomorrow is to clean my room and finish the...
hey jared..i've had the biggest crush on you for...
LMFAO, I love spam! Ask me anything, captain.
papertissue: HAIRCUT (by MAMMOTH) This totally made me smile. :D
From coast to coast, I'm chilly most; I'm chill.
I AM EXCITED TO SEE MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK AT WARPED TOUR. FUCK YES.
Tonight's To-Do List:
Finish Clay House Do Self-Portrait Finish Painting Leonard Nimoy Finish Painting the Window Scene Find a Certain Sketchbook Online Art rules my life. I fucking love it.
Why did you threaten me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx0sxZNohJY I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO. ARE YOU THREATENING ME!? Ask me anything, captain.
Why are you so GAY!?
BECAUSE I LOVE DA LADIES. HEY GUUUURRLLL HEEEEY! Ask me anything, captain.
I am freed by my doctor! I can finally go out of the house and stuffs. This is so great. I can finally use my leg again. It feels so great to walk and stretch out and to be out of the freakin’ house. I finally know how to appreciate something when it’s gone. Dear body parts, you are my best friends. Anyways.. WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT THIS COMING WEEK? :D
David Bowie in the Morning
..makes everything so much better. Going to the doctor today. Hopefully this will be my last visit in a while. Wish me luck!
So, apparently today I went out to eat with my family at Tony Roma’s. There’s this waiter there who just drives me and my mother insane because he’s overly talkative and doesn’t think before he speaks. Anyways, today I was wearing a button-up shirt and my fedora hat and only had eyeliner on. We ordered our food and such, and when they came with it they didn’t know...
where da ladies at!
BOOOOOOY, THEY BE IN DA CLUB. IN GAAAAY CLUB! Ask me anything, captain.
What's the deal behind your leg?
Well, two or three weeks ago my leg was hurting and somehow ended up with a bump on my leg. It got so bad that I couldn’t stand up without crying. Went to the doctor, got a sonogram and blood work done. Resulted in cutting my leg (the worst 15 mins. of my life in pain, screaming my guts out), put on bedrest till my meds. were done (plus some Vicodin!). And now in need to go back to the...
Ask me anything, captain. http://formspring.me/Monklin
And with that said..
I’m off to watch a movie with my mother. <3
I hate artists who are fucking snobs. Today I went out to eat with my family and there was this girl who was wining and complaining on how competitive the art world is and how she believes that she is the only one who actually tries to use her “talent”. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Look girl, shut the fuck up. By wining and complaining, you’re not going to get ANYWHERE in the art...
I always liked the cusp where something feels if it’s familiar but strange at...– Brian Eno (via arteem)
10 favourite television shows
bibleofnoneoftheabove: monklin: bibleofnoneoftheabove: The Mighty Boosh One Big Happy Family Adventure Time With Finn And Jake Futurama Cardcaptor Sakura Mystery Science Theater 3000 Doctor Who The IT Crowd Beavis And Butt-Head The State Mystery Science Theater 3000 FTW! HEEEEEEEELLL YEAH :D! I’ve been watching it since I was in the womb :3 Haha, that makes two of us! :D
10 favourite television shows
bibleofnoneoftheabove: The Mighty Boosh One Big Happy Family Adventure Time With Finn And Jake Futurama Cardcaptor Sakura Mystery Science Theater 3000 Doctor Who The IT Crowd Beavis And Butt-Head The State Mystery Science Theater 3000 FTW!
Going to continue working on my art journal and other art projects. I know what I need to do, but I just need the motivation for today.
poor nocturnal animal
Went to sleep at 7 AM, woke up at 11 AM. It’s the first time in days that I’ve been up this early. I feel like crap and I have to babysit. (P.S. I fuckin’ hate Dora the Explorer.)
The White House Office of the Press Secretary For... →
fuckyeahbisexuals: The White House Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release May 27, 2010 Statement by the President on Votes to Repeal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” I have long advocated that we repeal ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’, and I am pleased that both the House of Representatives and the Senate Armed Services Committee took important bipartisan steps toward repeal tonight. Key to...
jenniferbird: monklin: jenniferbird: I haven’t posted anything on here yet. But hey, now I have. I can’t get any sleep, but I’m going to continue trying. WOMAN, NOW YOU GET TO JOIN ME AND FOLLOW LESBIANS ON TUMBLR! that’s if i ever learn how to use tumblr :| YOU WILL, YOU WILL. I SHALL TEACH YOU IF I HAVE TO!
jenniferbird: I haven’t posted anything on here yet. But hey, now I have. I can’t get any sleep, but I’m going to continue trying. WOMAN, NOW YOU GET TO JOIN ME AND FOLLOW LESBIANS ON TUMBLR!
Study Partner: I find it sad that hott chicks always go to you for attention.
Me: Are you jealous?
Study Partner: YES. I mean, I'm 100% lesbian yet you're only 50%.
Me: I don't think that's why they come to me.
Study Partner: I know. You're just really good at sweet-talking into a girls heart and you always give them compliments. But you're such an asshole.
Study Partner: Because you like to left alone and when they come to you, you completely ignore them. EVEN WHEN THEY'RE MEGA-HOTT.
Me: Oh wow, I do that?
Study Partner: Dude, yeah. A LOT.
Me: Oh.. well, too bad. They may be hott but they're also straight.
Study Partner: Pfft, you may be shy but you still get the girls.
Me: Yeah, only the straight girls.
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Current To-Do List:
Finish clay house. Continue the Portrait Project. Meet a badass girl. Go to the Doctor and get the A-OK. Hang out with -fill in the blank-. Read “Dead in the Family”. Get ready for Summer Session I. Go buy government text book. Day 6 of 21, Daily Sketchbook Habit. Convince my dad to give me $25 for http://arthousecoop.com/projects/sketchbookproject/. Go clothes shopping. ...